The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power drown in water

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to see forever

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!