The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Stop clapping

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!