- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The ability to not talk.

the ability to become black.

The power to smell poo...

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

the power to count from A to purple

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The power to control sloths

The power to jump faster.

The power to vomit through your anus.

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

Pointless Super Powers