The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to increase you`re pain at will.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to shit liquidly

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!