The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to misspell

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to die at will.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!