The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!