The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to be dead

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!