The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power of self mind control

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!