The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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a power to turn liquid into goo!

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The power to speak only one language

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to count to potato

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!