- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to explode on demand.

the ability to become black.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to breath at will.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

The power to see what's behind you.

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

Pointless Super Powers