The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to to think less

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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the power to see through glass

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!