The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to turn into a piece of paper

thumb_up thumb_down +62

the power to have the remote come to you.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

the power to get drunk you are needed

thumb_up thumb_down +50

The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

thumb_up thumb_down +50

X ray vision on chairs

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Wait this isn't pornhub!?

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to chew with your tongue

thumb_up thumb_down +28

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to blow up when you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Taekwondo

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Birthday In August Just wait On it

thumb_up thumb_down +12

to have a face with the power to attract fists

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!