The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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he power to make mistakes

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!