To be able to generate cancer at will

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Meatvision.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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make youself dumb

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!