The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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to spelle caretly

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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the power to count from A to purple

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to display emotions at will

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!