the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power of self mind control

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to misspell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!