- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to Google "Google".

The power of self mind control

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to see in black and white.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! dead And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

The power to read all these post's in less then a day

the power to misspell

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

The power to become famous on vine

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

Pointless Super Powers