The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to eat nandos

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to make the key on your keyboard not work

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!