The power to see into the future of the past

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to to think less

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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the ability to type slower.

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Super-slowness

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!