- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to die when you change emotions

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to always know the exact time.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

The power to jump face first

The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The power of women's rights.

Pointless Super Powers