The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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Third armpit.

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The power of being pointless

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!