The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to create powers

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!