The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to command watermelons

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to jerk off

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!