The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to write a country song

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to be a woman

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to have no powers

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!