The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to see into the present.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!