Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The ability to clean

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!