The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

the power to read captchas

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to have no powers

The power to create powers

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

Crap out everything you're allergic too

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to make your nose blink.

THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!