The power to breath at will.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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to die when you are happy

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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Meatvision.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!