The power to bleed on command

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!