The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Taekwondo

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to see forever

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!