The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to make my own sandwich

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!