- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

the power to breath through your skin.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to pee and poop at the same time.

The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power of Bulletproof fingernails

The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

the power to have the remote come to you.

the power to get drunk you are needed

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to die while dieing

The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power of making toast land butter-side up

The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

Pointless Super Powers