- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

the power to like charlie

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

Acid tears.

Pointless Super Powers