The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!