- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to not be color blind.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to ejaculate

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The ability to change your weight

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

Pointless Super Powers