the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to spell words wrong

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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the ability to type slower.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to freeze ice

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!