- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to summon a massive midget

The ability to levitate birds

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

The Power to Die if you are dead

The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

Pointless Super Powers