The power to die while dieing

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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the power to see into the present.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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To pee standing up.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!