The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!