The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to have a atomic fart

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!