Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to become famous on vine

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Meatvision.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!