The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to open any door by using the proper key.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!