The power to see forever

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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having the same super powers as batman!

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to f*ck yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!