The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!