The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to be dead

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power of words

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!