The power to Google "Google".

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The ability to live forever but age quicker.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!