The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!