The power to kill yourself

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the powre to spel

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to have no power.

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The power to die early.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!