The power to take a crap.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to like this post

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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the power to make faces at the blind

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Lactokinesis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!