- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

the power to be powerless

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The ability to turn cement into pudding

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to start time.

the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

the power to complete math exercises

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

Pointless Super Powers