The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power drown in water

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!