- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be yourself.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to explode on the moon

The power of micro penis.

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to take away powers but only your own.

the power to be wrong

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

the power to move something right next to you

Pointless Super Powers