the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to bleed

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to control urine

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!