The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!