The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!