- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to divide by zero

The power to never get drunk

32% Levitation.

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to die when you die

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The power to die when you change emotions

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to sexually attract whales

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to have knowledge of your power.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

Pointless Super Powers