The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to die at will

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to fall up.

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A healing punch

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!