The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to drown on land.

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!