power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to be a woman

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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to die when you are happy

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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the power to beathe

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!