The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!