The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to shit liquidly

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to eat your poop

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to vote

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!