The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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to be shitty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!