- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The power to speak only one language

The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

Nipple Radar.

The power to have a power

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

The power to survive at absolute zero

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

Pointless Super Powers