The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!