Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to have a super power,

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to eat food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!