The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!