The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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Super-slowness

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to be stupid

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!