The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to jerk off

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!