The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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the power to misspell

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to get hard at will.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of writte with our feets.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!