The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power to not see ads

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to read captchas

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!