The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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Stop clapping

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to plank

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to control sloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!