The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The Power to Power

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the power to fly while under water

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!