The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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A good Kisser

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to instantly die

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to breath at will.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to make you`re erections so big you faint.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!