The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!