the power to sit

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!