The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to watch tv

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The ability to part hair.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!