the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to smell colors

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!