Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Acid tears.

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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Third armpit.

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The power of being pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!