The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!