The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power to see through things that are invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

thumb_up thumb_down +95

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to breath Oxygen

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to make yourself forget your life

thumb_up thumb_down +89

the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

thumb_up thumb_down +87

The power to control your own limb movement

thumb_up thumb_down +83

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

thumb_up thumb_down +79

the power to make bubles without soap

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

thumb_up thumb_down +75

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

thumb_up thumb_down +71

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

thumb_up thumb_down +69

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

thumb_up thumb_down +65

The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!