- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

The power to breathe

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

the power to fly while under water

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The power to inhale coins without dying.

The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The ability to lactate air.

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

Pointless Super Powers