The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to like this power

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!