The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!