The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to eat your own face.

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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swear words -jesse

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power two peel m&ms -jesse

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to become demented

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to see where light is not present.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!