the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to create powers

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to be able to blow air

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!