The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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the power to eat bread

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!